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At one point, you need to open a massive hatch.

And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. GLaDOS: He's not just a regular moron, he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. The funny bit is what GLaDOS says as they do. Keep Unlocked." Turns out, it was just a fake door used to lure you into a trap, and the walls start closing in on you.

You find a door labeled "GLaDOS Emergency Shutdown and Cake Dispensary.Even better is that the sign was reportedly made for the player, as playtesters kept leaving the room early and needed a nudge, like "Hey, stick around for the awesome implosion sequence we spent a lot of time on!" The door is labeled "Implosion Observation Annex", and there's a sign on the wall reading, "In case of implosion, look directly at implosion".

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Best thing about that sequence: the balcony from which you watch the implosion was put there specifically for watching the neurotoxin generator implode."Warning! Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels!" (Neurotoxin pipe crumples up and makes the entire machine collapse).Problem: Can you make a baking soda volcano that is as cool as a real volcano?Ĭonclusion: It is not as cool but at least it cannot catch on fire.

The defective turrets are already listed under General, but the good turrets get their own moments in this area. He manages to get to AAAAAC before getting confused. It's just that Wheatley does it much slower than any actual computer would.

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This ranges from slamming into things, to trying to convince a computer monitor to shut itself off by talking to it, to figuring out a password by going through every combination alphabetically note This actually is a real password hacking method, known as "brute force" cracking. Any of Wheatley's ideas of what hacking entails.Even better, sometimes when you try the watch-using-portals trick, he'll state "That's not fooling anybody".You don't even need to actually see it you can hear glass smashing and see the splintered glass in front of the window, making it just as funny.But if you use portals to sneak a peek at when he's hacking the turret room, or just turn around fast enough to watch, you can see that the method he uses is less 'technical' and more 'physical'. Wheatley's insistence on you turning around when he's 'hacking' something.Wheatley rolling his eye when he turns on the flashlight but doesn't die, despite being told he would.

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Gets better when you realize that there actually is a room full of screaming robots.

Though obviously not paranormal, in any meaningful way. No memory of the incident, nobody knows what they're screaming about. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. Wheatley: They say that at night you can still hear the screams.

Wheatley interrupts a transition between tests to give you information, saying that he jammed the door mechanism using a bird's eggs.

Well, I know it wasn't for being immune to neurotoxin." It doesn't say what the Nobel Prize was for.

"This next test chamber was apparently designed by one of Aperture's Nobel Prize Winners.

and GLaDOS will delete it right as the player is about to bring the cube to the elevator. It's possible to try and smuggle the Cube out. At the end of the chamber she informs the player that the Emancipation Grill is broken and tells them not to take anything with them.

One of the test chambers reintroduces the Companion Cube, but GLaDOS deletes the cube prematurely the first couple times to troll the player, before allowing the player to keep it for the test proper.

oh, no wait, I guess I haven't killed you yet. I have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up 15 acres of broken glass.

"Well, have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world.

Here are the test results: You are a horrible person.